So. Here it is, the solution you've been waiting for. The Schlep Stool! Actually, three Schlep Stools. Pine, Walnut, Black Milk Paint. They're 24" tall, and make a nice kitchen counter stool or plant stand or end table or something to pile stuff on in the corner. And then you flip your lid and things get crazy...
You probably have the idea from the pictures, but when you need to get to that top shelf in the kitchen cabinet just schlep your Schlep on over and climb right up. While some of us don't see anything wrong with leaving a step ladder leaning up somewhere in the house, civilized people often prefer a more elegant solution.
Special thanks to #djhoudini for naming the Schlep
(I feel like I should make a million of these and get Ron Popeil to sell them.)